Deluxe Town Diner - Watertown, MA

Deluxe Town Diner - 3.6

If you think that there are no good diners in the Boston area, here's proof that there are. The Deluxe Town Diner, located at 627 Mt. Auburn St. in Watertown and is open from 7 AM to 10 PM daily. They have a full menu of fantastic food, serve large portions at fair prices. If you're looking for a new breakfast joint and haven't been here, it's definitely worth your while.


Location: Once you're in the diner, you'll have to head to your right. Turn left at the end of the counter and then the walk towards the back end of the restaurant. About 10 feet after turning left, turn left again into a small hallway. The bathrooms are on your right once you've entered the hallway. Tough to find if you don't know where they are.
Grade: 2 out of 10

Accessibility: There is often a line just to get into the restaurant at peak times so there might be a bit of a crowd to get through. As well, there is a host at the door. Most of the patrons and all of the staff are polite, so it's a workable situation.
Grade: 5 out of 10

Number of Stalls: This is another establishment that has a single, non stall bathroom as it's sole restroom. There is one toilet and no urinal limiting your options.
Grade: 3 out of 10


Stall Quality: The stall is a thin and at the time of this review, very cold room. The toilet itself is very low to the ground and there are some cracks in the floor below it letting more cold air in. This bathroom is definitely in need of some remodeling.
Grade: 3 out of 10




Toiler Paper: The TP here is actually one ply, pretty low grade stuff.
Grade: 3 out of 10

Cleanliness: This bathroom is reasonably clean, though doesn't have a particularly clean feel, kind of fits in with the general theme of the restroom.
Grade: 4 out of 10

Scent: The scent here wasn't too great. Nothing awful, but definitely not the most pleasant. There is a window and thus some opportunity for fresh air, but this bathroom as mentioned above is really in need of some upgrading which could help with the scent.
Grade: 4 out of 10

Flush: The flush here was completely average. Sadly, one of the high points of this bathroom.
Grade: 5 out of 10

Aesthetics: This bathroom is very plain and boring. The Shit Critic has somewhat of an affinity for the color brown, so the color scheme of the bathroom is appreciated. Other than that, I'd venture to guess that no improvements/renovations have been made in a looooong time.
Grade: 3 out of 10

The Bottom Line: There isn't another way to say it. This bathroom is one of the worst to be reviewed on this site. If you're heading out for breakfast, this diner is highly recommended. If you're going to need to #2, this place will work, but there are many better options.