Poopin' Around Town

A guide to where to poop while out and about primarily in and around Boston, MA.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Music to listen to whilst one "Has A Stew Goin"

First off, my sincere apologies for the lack of updates to Poopin' Around Town over the last few months. That said, look for more frequently updated content along with some new features - not just reviews.

Ok. Onto much more serious matters. I have put together a playlist that might come in handy should someone "gettin' down to business" need a little extra......motivation? Who knows, maybe you're one of the folks who likes to leave the water on while making a deposit. On a side note, I think those are probably the same people who sleep with noise machines.

Feel free to check out the Muxtape below and let me know if it suits your need. None of these songs are really about the subject matter at hand, so it'll take a bit of imagination.

If you're not familiar with Muxtape, just click on the link below and the mix will pop up. You can stream it and won't have to download any software. It's super easy.

http://poopinaroundtown.muxtape.com/

Enjoy!
The Shit Critic

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Burlington Mall - Burlington, MA

Burlington Mall - 7.6



This might be the finest mall in the Boston metro area. There is really one reason for this:

Chik-Fil-A

Don't bother going on a Sunday - They're closed! You'll still be able to walk around the mall and eat from the other restaurants in the food court, but let's face it, it wouldn't be the same. If you eat fast food, and it's safe to assume that if you read this blog you do, Chik-Fil-A is an experience that you need to.....experience? Yeah something like that. The Burlington Mall is located at 75 Middlesex Turnpike in Burlington, MA about 20 minutes out of Boston where I-95 meets up with Route 3.


Location: When you're in a mall and in need of the facilities, head to the food court. Pretty logical! This should be pretty easy to find, located on the upper level.
Grade: 8 out of 10

Accessibility: Since you're in a mall, everything is accessible!
Grade: 10 out of 10

Number of Stalls: They have ten stalls (two handicapped) and a bunch of urinals. Even on a busy Saturday you should have no problem finding a seat.
Grade: 10 out of 10


Stall Quality: The stalls themselves were pretty decent. A bit more than you'd expect from the mall restroom. I'm guessing that they're new within the last 10 years or so.
Grade: 6 out of 10



Toiler Paper: Two rolls of two ply industrial. Locked up nice and tight. Just the way we like it!
Grade: 8 out of 10

Cleanliness: While the bathroom wasn't spotless, there were two mall employees there mopping and generally taking care of business. I'd bet more often than not it's pretty decent in here.
Grade: 7 out of 10

Scent: Over the time that this humble site has existed
Grade: 7 out of 10

Flush: The flush here was nothing to write home about. I think that as long as you don't make it work too hard, you should be all set.
Grade: 6 out of 10

Aesthetics: Again, for a mall bathroom, it didn't seem all that bad since it was reasonable new. What would you expect? Beer posters? No. This isn't a bar!
Grade: 6 out of 10

The Bottom Line: Mall bathrooms seem like a decent option. Chances are you'll find an open stall and hopefully one that isn't too messy. Access is certainly easy and you can hope there might be a Chik-Fil-A nearby. Just not on Sunday. Jesus!

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Pizzeria Regina - Boston, MA

Pizzeria Regina - 4.8


Boston is known for a lot of things. The Freedom Trail, Harvard, The Sox and Pats, Great Beer, the list goes on and on really. One thing Boston does not have is great pizza. Frankly, the pizza around Boston sucks with very few exceptions. The biggest exception to the rule is Pizzeria Regina. This octogenarian establishment has some of the most authentic and tasty brick oven pizza that this critic has ever had. Pizzeria Regina is located at 11 1/2 Thacher Street in Boston's North End.


Location: After walking in through the main entrance, the men's room is in the back left corner of the restaurant. It's pretty much where you'd expect it to be though isn't visible from the front.
Grade: 6 out of 10

Accessibility: So, Boston natives and tourists alike really seem to like coming here. That said, there is often a line down the block - literally. There isn't room inside the restaurant for folks to wait, so people wind up waiting outside. Also, one of the biggest tables where large parties sit is by the bathroom. Basically, it's not the easiest to get to.
Grade: 3 out of 10

Number of Stalls: One stall here. Well, It's really half of a stall. there is also one urinal. Would love to see a restaurant that has this many customers have more, but that's the nature of being in an old fashioned building.
Grade: 3 out of 10


Stall Quality: A bit of a smaller toilet in this tiny, tiny stall. It couldn't have been more than 15 inches tall which is a bit awkward. There's hardly room to stand up and turn around. At least the lock works, right?
Grade: 3 out of 10


Toiler Paper: This was well guarded, industrial one ply. Nothing wrong with that!
Grade: 7 out of 10

Cleanliness: The restroom was reasonably clean, though it didn't feel particularly clean. Of note is a card that they have available in the restroom that states "If this restroom needs attention, please give this card to any employee". Hey, you see something new every day.
Grade: 6 out of 10

Scent: It seems like a lot of effort was put into making the restroom pleasant as far as the scent goes. In all, it was pretty normal. Perhaps they could let some of the fine scents from the kitchen in there?
Grade: 7 out of 10

Flush: The flush here was nothing to write home about. I think that as long as you don't make it work too hard, you should be all set.
Grade: 6 out of 10

Aesthetics: Nothing. Plain and boring. industrial. Zero effort here.
Grade: 2 out of 10

The Bottom Line: If this were a blog about pizza, we'd be close to a ten. Since it's a blog about poopin' around town, this place isn't looking so hot. Just not that accessible and the restroom itself is tiny and awkward. I'd look for other options if in dire need and on the outside looking in.

Sunday, July 08, 2007

News Update - Chongqing, China

They're flush with pride in Chongqing, where a recently opened porcelain palace features an Egyptian facade, soothing music and more than 1,000 toilets spread out over 30,000 square feet.

The entrance to the public toilet has an Egyptian facade.

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Officials in the southwestern Chinese city plan to ask Guinness World Records to have the free four-story public bathroom listed as the world's largest, state-run China Central Television reported Friday.

"We are spreading toilet culture. People can listen to gentle music and watch TV," said Lu Xiaoqing, an official with the Yangrenjie, or "Foreigners Street," tourist area where the bathroom is. "After they use the bathroom they will be very, very happy."

Footage aired on CCTV showed people milling about the sprawling facility and washing their hands at trough sinks. For open-aired relief, there's a cluster of stalls without a roof.

Some urinals are uniquely shaped, including ones inside open crocodile mouths and several topped by the bust of a woman resembling the Virgin Mary.

There are also plans to build a supermarket nearby, which will sell toilet-related items, CCTV reported.

Source: AP/CNN

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