Four Seasons Hotel - Boston, MA

Four Seasons Hotel - 9.2

Overlooking the Public Garden and Beacon Hill, and within easy reach of every notable business, entertainment and cultural attraction, Four Seasons Hotel is characterized by elegant simplicity and old-world Boston Charm. These qualities also make it a very convenient and attractive destination for those is need of a Number 2 break. If you've got extra time and an empty stomach, spot into the lounge fro a Bristol Sirloin Burger. Four Seasons Hotel Boston is located at 200 Boylston St.

Location: We prefer our bathrooms in a lower traffic area and this one fits the bill. Head left in the lobby toward the lounge and head up the grand staircase. You'll find the facilities just ahead to your left.
Grade: 9 out of 10

Accessibility: If you can play it cool and don't look like a crazy street person, you should have no trouble. If you can't play it cool and do look like a crazy street person, you're probably more comfortable shitting yourself anyway.
Grade: 8 out of 10

Number of Stalls: There are two stalls with Full-length solid wood doors. These are rooms more than anything else. No flimsy aluminum walls here, you're entombed in solid marble and plaster.
Grade: 8 out of 10


Stall Quality: There's enough space for any gymnastic moves that you might incorporate inro your routine. We also like the coat hook on the door. That's a must have, especially in the winter months.
Grade: 9 out of 10




Toiler Paper: Two full rolls with the end sheet facing out, juts like we like it. We're not interested in having our paper brush the wall before it toushes us. The paper was held on spindle rollers, side by side. Simple and bulletproof. In a bathroom of this quality, we don't frown upon our paper being exposed to the elements like we might in a dingier spot. The ends were even folded into triangles to enhance the presentation.
Grade: 10 out of 10

Cleanliness: As it should be, this bathroom is spotless.
Grade: 10 out of 10

Scent: Are those fresh lilacs I smell?
Grade: 10 out of 10

Flush: The top-of range- TOTO had a flush like a jet engine. We wished we'd brought out bowling ball, just to see if it would go down too.
Grade: 10 out of 10

Aesthetics: Clean walls and bare surfaces may be boring, but they also add to our relaxation. If you need a distraction, you'd better bring something to read because there isn't much else to look at.
Grade: 7 out of 10

Extra Credit:
Toilet seat covers: +2

The Bottom Line: If you're in the area, this spot is definitely worth an extra bit of walking. The luxury accomodations provided by the hotel don't stop at guest rooms and dining. Just stroll in like you own the place and don't linger too long and you should have no toilet access issues.

contribued by: Inspecteur De Toilette